How Funny!

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.While they were there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wifehome, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and threedays later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."